Critics call Affleck, J Lo. movie ''Gigli'' a turkey

‘Critics have compared the film to such box office flops as Madonna’s ”Swept Away,” Mariah Carey’s ”Glitter” and Britney Spears vehicle ”Crossroads.”’

I’m almost curious. This sounds like a Grade A Clusterfuck.

By the way…

”It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble…” is so bad a line it should be dragged out, shot and then burned so it can’t infect other lines in other movies with its abject shittiness. I’m almost nauseous thinking about that line being spoken aloud seriously. The incredible lack of brains, emotions, talent and skill it took to produce a line of such perfect terribleness is awe-inspiring. It’s like a “perfect storm” of crap production. I wonder if he realized that he had written the worst line in cinema history. To be that awful a creative mind and still have the ability to actually get a picture made! A stunning achievment.

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