Tom Cruise is going to sue to prove he's not gay…

In what has to be one of the funniest moves I’ve seen this year, Tom Cruise is going to stamp out the “Tom is gay” rumors once and for all by suing a gay porn star.

This seems a little bit like the RIAA suing Napster. Now anyone in American that hasn’t heard the rumor will and, as an added bonus, will see the words “Tom Cruise” and “Gay Porn Star” in print next to each other ad nauseum. You can see the possibilities there (“Oh Tom Cruise? Isn’t he a Gay Porn Star now?”)

And what happens if he loses the law suit?

Will he then say, “Oh, my bad, I like men?”

Only in America.

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