Chan We Can Believe In

This is the candidate for the new millennium.

chan we can believe in

Why Jackie?

  1. It would piss McCain off since Jackie is even more famous and well liked internationally than Obama. If celebrity and popularity are bad things (and apparently they are to the McCain camp), then McCain would go mental running against Jackie. Perversely, I keep waiting for McCain’s temper to flare up, so anything that pushes that along is a bonus for me.
  2. McCain would constantly confuse Jackie with:

    …since that’s the only Chan he would know from popular culture, having grown up watching Charlie Chan films in the 30s.

  3. Think about how it would help US/Chinese relations.
  4. Have you seen this fight?
  5. Seriously, watch that fight again. That’s a man that could bring about world peace- one intricate, twenty minute fight scene at a time
  6. How about this one:
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